Parenthood is hard. It’s best to have a some humor about it. Our products are based on the trials and tribulations related to motherhood. We take a sarcastic look at the day-to-day life that you wouldn’t trade for the world. You love them so so much, but dammit if they’d just listen the first time….


Designed to look like an energy drink because we could all use some extra energy. We use a proprietary wax blend, phthalate free fragrances (all are skin safe), and lead free cotton wicks so candles are safe to use around your children and pets.