Just a Mom, Trying Not to Raise Little Assholes
$18.50 – $20.00
You’ve been controlling the chaos since day one. All you can do is try your best and hope they’re not assholes.
Parenthood is hard, a little humor makes it bearable.
These 12 oz candles are sure to brighten your day. Your choice of scent. Want a custom saying on a label? Message me for details.
- Clean burning Para-Coco wax
- Lead-free, cotton wicks
- Phthalate-free fragrances
- No harsh chemicals
- May or May not contain color/mica
|Choose Your Scent||
Are you kidding me, But you just ate, Chill out, Fresh sheets, Go to bed, Momma needs a nap, Naptime, Sweet dreams, Who cleaned and why, You won’t like it, it’s spicy, Because I said so (Add $1.50), Company’s coming (Add $1.50), I said don’t touch (Add $1.50), I saw that (Add $1.50), Man smells (Add $1.50), Mom brain (Add $1.50), Peace and quiet (Add $1.50), Selective hearing (Add $1.50), Seriously (Add $1.50), Spilt milk (Add $1.50), Wait a minute (Add $1.50), What in the…(Add $1.50)