Parenting Style: Survivalist
$18.50 – $20.00
Breakdowns happen. It could be handing them the wrong fork. It could be trying to force clothes on a naked toddler. It could be your teen telling you you didn’t wake them up in time even though you’ve yelled for 20 minutes straight. Kids can be so dramatic. Some days all you can do is just survive.
Parenthood is hard, a little humor makes it bearable.
These 12 oz candles are sure to brighten your day. Your choice of scent. Want a custom saying on a label? Message me for details.
- Clean burning Para-Coco wax
- Lead-free, cotton wicks
- Phthalate-free fragrances
- No harsh chemicals
- May or May not contain color/mica
|Choose Your Scent||
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